Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father dies, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away."I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I will inherit 20 million dollars."The woman went home with Charles, and in four days she became his stepmother.
Ahh yes, Women and booze.
Men will never learn.
