The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Monday, November 05, 2007
Finally got the team to try out the cross-bar challenge! Polo style. Haha. Half the team anyways, since most of us had to leave cos of inappropriate footwear lol.
Thats 25 metres for u. sounds near? try it, u dont kick u know. u throw. Whilst paddling nipple-dip in the water. Trick is u gotta jump, but not many of us can do that well. Boohoo.
Training was fun nonetheless. Finally could break the inpregnable coach in shooting drills today. As fore-mentioned, some of us were sent home so none of my goalies showed up today. So Sai Meng(pronounced Sye-Merng) gladly took the place. Legendary as he was, old men tire as well. All u gotta do is to threaten till he flops, then u shoot. Its cheating cos u dont get that kinda space in an actual match. Yet u dont get Sai Meng for the season either so i had my fun.
Yawn. Im cashier tmr so i get to finish the book ive been reading for 2 weeks now.
goodnight peeps
Thats 25 metres for u. sounds near? try it, u dont kick u know. u throw. Whilst paddling nipple-dip in the water. Trick is u gotta jump, but not many of us can do that well. Boohoo.
Training was fun nonetheless. Finally could break the inpregnable coach in shooting drills today. As fore-mentioned, some of us were sent home so none of my goalies showed up today. So Sai Meng(pronounced Sye-Merng) gladly took the place. Legendary as he was, old men tire as well. All u gotta do is to threaten till he flops, then u shoot. Its cheating cos u dont get that kinda space in an actual match. Yet u dont get Sai Meng for the season either so i had my fun.
Yawn. Im cashier tmr so i get to finish the book ive been reading for 2 weeks now.
goodnight peeps
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